Welcome, all, to the Daft Pantry. Why the Daft Pantry, we hear you cry? Because we're British and daft, and as everyone knows, all British people have a pantry! It's like a law over here!
Leo Dukes here, also known as RandyChimp. With me is my trusted ally, Seb Atterbury, also known as Crimzonsea. We aim to amuse you and distract you long enough, so that we can steal your wallet, and possibly your house.
Hope you enjoy the website. Check out the blogs to find out what crazy shenanigans we've been up to recently, or hit the forum to tell us what you think of our wildcat policy (no wildcats after 6pm).
Two comic series are up here, drawn and written with love. And software.
So, I'll let you crack on, as I'm sure you're being held back by this extremely egotistical intro.
Oh, and if you have any questions, ask Crimzonsea, he's more qualified.